Friday, December 29, 2006

Complete Destruction of the Far Right

Dear Natasha,

It has been a long time your uncle Screwtape has written to you. How are the darkest days seem to you?

Your cousins in hell have recently collaborated on a project to make life hard for Asia again. First, there was a tsunami two years back, followed by an earthquake and finally, in trinity, a way to make the entire internet connection for Asia went haywire for a few weeks. Our ways of making life difficult for the humans know no bounds. Of course, even the smallest course of things can change history, as an enemy from the other side once wrote in his book about some little halfings saving the world by dropping the ring into a volcano.

Of course, your recent letter to me has told me that you have successfully corrupted the people from the far right in the little red dot you resided. I was annoyed that your efforts to corrupt the party with the hammer sign failed, particularly when the ostracized politician by the name of James Gomez did what the enemy preaches, i.e. forgive those hurt you. So smack of the propaganda on the other side. In fact, they have become more disciplined ever by moving out of the internet. Of course, I read from your letter that you instilled elements in the forums to get Goh Meng Seng out of the picture. That's a bad move because it turned the party with a hammer more disciplined. Still, I have to tell you that we have to leave them for a while before coming out with new ways to corrupt them.

However, I take pleasure with your new ways to corrupt the far right, namely the Chee Soon Juan and his motley crew. Particularly, I was impressed by what I have seen in Singapore Election Watch. Your attempts in whispering the doctrine of polarizing the the ruling party and the CSJ crew have succeeded. As a matter of fact, you have exposed these people now to be stooges of the CSJ crew.

Our aim is to ensure the complete destruction of the far right. Now they have no credibility left. They think that they are in stealth mode to put up videos for the elections, but for the electorate, people forget and that is how the ruling party has consolidated power. The way to make these people lose their credibility are as follows:
  • Let them alienate the moderate, credible and the reasonable: It is so elegant to see some people like CSJ with permanent head damage to end up in the state of the ruffian. The SEW team has done that by alienating the group of bloggers who did not pander to the left and the right. Your strategy in getting the SEW crew to discredit the wrong group of people demonstrated their hypocrisy of SEW outright.
  • Let them distort the truth, change facts and lie to be right about their position: Your brilliance in whispering to the writer's mind to corrupt him to distort the truth of the correct position of a credible blogger's position has created an effective image of what a bunch of liars they are. These desperate people in SEW has now learned that in order for them to win, they have to lie. Even if the others have put in front of their face that one credible blogger did not support self-regulation and has make clarification, they will not retract that they have wronged someone but in fact, they continue to attack that blogger. This is so typical of liars and their lack of net etiquette has now sent the whole site to the gallows. They like to seek justice for their fallen comrade, but in their "ends justify means" mentality, they have done the same to others with what the ruling party has done with CSJ. You have even taught the owner to use anonymous identities to rebutt the critics. What a brilliant move you have made in the process in making these people look like idiots.
  • Let them intimidate and polarize others: As a matter of fact, they are now starting to threaten the credible bloggers to be like CSJ, otherwise they will continue to spew lies and rubbish about them. As a matter of fact, they have shown in their writings how they have ended up in threatening others to join CSJ and his retarded ideology:
    "We think that he's too deep in his own bullshit that he fails to realize that one has to fight the system to change it, and the fight often takes up unconventional means. To suggest a regulatory concept around such means is to suggest that Singaporeans should simply passively give in to Mr. Lee Kuan Yew." - SEW and repeated by his anonymous ids.

  • Let them continue talking about freedom of speech and alienate everyone: The future is bright and I sense that these people will die out one by one. They preached about freedom of speech and yet not believed that there is responsibility associated with that kind of speech. In fact, they reminded me of those extremist elements that are killing innocent people everyday in Iraq. How did we the evil Side so successfully create some much trouble for the world? It is because of freedom of speech, because uneducated couths like the Singapore Election Watch group will continue to spew their brand of double standards to others.
Yes, my dear niece, you have shown that SEW has cemented the beginning of the end for their site. They have totally lost street credibility by alienating the group who can help them most in times of need. Your report on their recent activities has shown three things:
  • They are less credible than Singabloodypore and now they have dug their own grave in order to generate traffic. It is likely that these people have done this to create traffic for themselves.
  • They have degenerated into a bunch of mobsters who lie and cheat about others' positions. They now have no more street credibility.
  • They can continue sing the tune of CSJ, who will end up in jail and you can continue to corrupt CSJ in making noise about the prison, the lack of freedom and the lies about "where's the money?"
I am sure that the Dark One will be impressed by your dark efforts to corrupt these people. As a matter of fact, if they have started to attack others who are neutral, reasonable and credible, they would not now have the other bloggers condemning them for the lies and distortions. The best part is that you did not even need the ruling party to do anything about them. The ruling party can sit at home and laugh out loud by watching their self destruction. It's easier to corrupt those stooges in SEW than to regulate the internet and stop them. By letting them spouting out lies, in the eyes of all other bloggers and quiet public, they have dug their own graves.

Continue to whisper the lies and the deceit into the people behind the blog. Only then, it will serve us well.

My evil thoughts are with you.

your darkest lovable uncle

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Premptive Crime

Dear Natasha,

Thank you for your last email, my dearest niece.

It has been good to hear that the ruling party has decided not to abandon the policy of upgrading with the electorate. You have clearly spreaded your influence to ensure that the necessary evil happens in politics. Afterall, in UK and US, the major parties also adopted the same policy for healthcare and transport. Politics is always about interests, and that's why we have different political parties. It is an invention by our Dark Lord to substitute them with the politically incorrect word, mafia.

After all, isn't it not true that Robert Nozick, a contemporary philosopher of law, said in his famous book, "Anarchy, State & Utopia", that that "anarcho-capitalism would inevitably transform into a minarchist state, even without violating any of its own non-aggression principles, through the eventual emergence of a single locally-dominant private defense and judicial agency that it is in everyone's interests to align with, because other agencies are unable to effectively compete against the advantages of the agency with majority coverage" (source: Wikipedia).

That comes to my next point about your enquiry in how to exploit the entrapment case which is controversia. I understand your brilliant tweak to twist the truth by whispering the wrong words and verses to make it look like the poor gay was delibrately doing it. That's why our Evil Lord has always preached that the best way to lead people to see our way is through the existing media.

Premptive crime is a new idea which we are currently advocating. It all started with one of our other minions George, you know the guy who is running the only superpower in the world. How to put pre-emptive crime into practice. I have some tips for you to do so:

1. Set up traps for people who have the tendency to commit the crime.
2. Whisper words to the police's ears and get him to continue to seduce these people who have the tendency to commit the crime.
3. Create the situation to catch this person.
4. Finally indicted him and punish him.
5. Make sure that the press is there to twist the truth.

Premptive crime is a great way of destroying political opponents. I remember Loki, our ally in Malaysia helped Mahatir to put Anwar in jail, by insisting that Anwar commit sodomy. If you want more examples, there are a lot of examples in Singapore. The most recent being of the James Gomez case.

Hope that you take my lessons to heart.

your dearest uncle,

Monday, May 29, 2006

Entrepreneurs are from Uranus, Con-men are from Pluto

Dear Natasha,

How are the darkest days look to you?

Our Evil Lord has commissioned a new initiative known as Remaking SG-Politicking for you in the little red dot. Your new job is to change the strategy on how the ruling party works. The upgrading and defammation strategies used by your predecessor are now useless in present day Singapore. Was it one of the former presidents named Abraham Lincoln said that the dogmas of the past are inadequate for the stormy present? Relying on past technologies of war will lead you to incur heavy casualties, because new and innovative ideas and products will appear to screw up your life, for example, our enemy's launch of Web 2.0 and open-source software. You are different from the rest of the species living in the little red dot. So, don't be a lazy mugger like the rest of them. Otherwise, you become another "social engineered" demon. You need to be entrepreneurial like our Enemy has done with his team.

Our species who serve the dark Lord has been an innovative bunch. We created things such as Ministry of Sound, casinos and Enron shams to demonstrate how Man can fall badly. To counter our evil purposes, our Enemy created a group of humans known as Entrepreneurs. These people are agents of creative destruction. They redefine the landscape of stagnating industry and markets and create new trends such that our past strategies fail. However, no matter how clever our Enemy from the Bright side is, we always have a counter strategy.

The way to counter this so-called entrepreneurship is defined by our 3C's strategy, otherwise known as "Con,(molly)-Coddling and Corrupt". This idea is easy to implement and executive and we have done that pretty well.

1. Con: We sent in a group of morons claiming to be the prophets of entrepreneurship, and then the undecideds become cynical and critical of the entrepreneurship idea. These people are the snake oil men which is claimed by a netzien, Hinly . These people will glorify entrepreneurship and cover the hardships of the trade and seduce those aggressive and sly con-men to find short cuts to make money. You will hear some people debating a useless topic like Can entrepreneurship be taught??

Slowly, we begin to flood the world with uncreative people claiming to be entrepreneurs. Entrepreneurs are supposed to be people who have great vision and makes money based on their vision, and when they succeed, they donate back to the society as claimed by our Enemy. That's where we come in. We destroy the term entrepreneurship by bringing in other silly elements. For example, some stupid idiots begin to claim Buffett, who is a trader an entrepreneur. Did you not hear the boring CEO of Ikea (a miser) is an entrepreneur? How about the best part having a MLM marketer telling others that he is an entrepreneur because he do sales better? Then add in the smoke from Robert T. Kiyosaki about rich dads and poor dads, then anything can be entrepreneurship. So dark the con of Man, that the public begins to see entrepreneurship from its noble ambition to making money.

Even the social entrepreneurs are destroyed by Durai, who claimed to be a social entrepreneur. You see if the public are badly educated on what entrepreneurship is. These conmen will do a good job in disabling its real function.

2. (molly)-Coddle: Someone from the other side has managed to decipher one of our strategies to stop the creation of these entrepreneurs. They realized that we adopted the strategy of molly-coddling idiots to be entrepreneurs. Of course, where else but in Singapore, this strategy applies perfectly. Our perfect approach is the bureaucrats from these organizations like SUMMER and KING. Their job is to be at their core competency, screwing up young entrepreneurs' with their redtape. Afterall, these bureaucrats are just a bunch of scholars educated in our designated learning centres (they did not know that our Evil Lord owns the Ivy League, Ox-bridge and other high powered unis), that's why they are so good at screwing up.

The molly-coddling approach can help to make those students with no entrepreneurial tendencies to be mediocres and cynical. The more cynics you have, the better you are stopping this entrepreneurial movement. Even you have competitions organized by the local universities to promote entrepreneurial education, these cynics will see it as useless. How glad I am to see people like Hinly fell into our trap.

3. Corrupt: The last approach is not to corrupt the ordinary men, but the entrepreneurs. Our dark Lord was once an angel. As the brightest, he fell. Why do you think that your uncle Asmodeus, has done his part in teaching the CEO of Creative to sue Apple? The idea is simple, indulge these entrepreneurs in the practices, soon they will turn ruthless and destructive. Yes, we dress it something called business reason.

The easiest entrepreneurs to corrupt are those young ones in your province, particularly, the Indians and Chinese students who cannot make it to the States and have to come to your province. They want the easy way out and they will take short cuts, and that's why our colleague has managed to destroy South Korea, by starting with their supreme scientist, Hwang Woo Suk and also the china guy with his Han-xin chip. The people are hungry and want to make money fast. The best way is to destroy them by offering more materialism and use them to screw the people in your province by jump ship to US and Europe.

Now that you learn of our evil strategy in dealing with entrepreneurs? Are you motivated to con, coddle and corrupt an entrepreneur?

Lastly, you should spend more time with that midget who dropped by last week. Perhaps, she should join us, and we will destroy our Enemy.

No matter what, you are always in my thoughts

With eternal hate,
Lived Nomed

Friday, May 19, 2006

To Kill The Mocking Bird

Dear Natasha,

Good tidings you have brought to your uncle last week. The ruling party has once again controlled the Singaporean parliament. As Lord Acton once put so well, "Power corrupts and absolutely power corrupts absolutely." I see that you whisper into the ears of the older politicians that they must use all their might to crush the opposition. The people has once again succumb to materialism. The greed of man, as you will know by now, is our most powerful weapon to seduce the common folk to the dark side. As our evil Lord said in his doctrine that if you cannot crush them, fix them. So, James Gomez was a casualty of our war.

Your only little mistake is with the PM speaking in City Hall. How can you suggest the words of "fix"? It should have been "manage". That could cost us the loss of more people to join the other side, otherwise, known as the Bright Side. Although you have recently revised some of the language to "manage" and "control", I am sure that Freudian slips are often not with the weakest of the man, but also the strongest of the demons.

Now, the forces of the Enemy have not ended their struggle. They usually don't do much after the elections. Now they have begun their crusade against the mainstream media. From your letters, you told me that they are beginning to ease their control over the people. Freedom is on the march for the netizens. It is not in our interest to allow the internet to gain an alternative channel to fight against our propaganda. We have to crush them. These sad and unfortunate netizens have always prided upon large turnouts in rallies and their call for freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is a dumb construct of our Enemy. He has let Man speak too much that they disobeyed and betrayed him to the cross.

Your little trick to get the new ruling party backbencher to condemn the internet as being too negative to the ruling party has worked. Immediately, you see the bloggers has risen to the crusade to this poor little hag. Continue to fan the fires and get the bloggers to crucify the woman.

The way to greater evil is by polarisation and not by moderate views. Look at how your other uncle Asmodeus, lord of the Seven Hells have done to the American President. With his consistent suggestions to Karl, he has garnered a pre-emptive war in modern day. The same is here. The continual attacks from the bloggers will continue the divide rather than heal it. I was appalled that James Gomez did not retailiate to the snipes of the Minister Mentor. It seems that our Enemy has done well with the opposition, teaching them the art of forgive and forget.

My last and final word for today is the little con job that you got NUS to do. So dark the con of NUS.

My thoughts are with you my niece, and luckily you are still a small midget like Gayle.

love always,
Uncle Lived Nomed

Monday, May 01, 2006

Singapore Elections 2006

Dear Natasha,

You are always in my thoughts, my young one. While we rejoice at the promotion of evil and power around you in your province, I was pretty impressed by your attempt to convert Xiaxue into a Sarong Party Girl. All it took was to put a beautiful caucasian boy right beside her, and there was the spark. She did not know that you shot her with the arrow of Eros. That was marvellous but there are greater issues in our hands.

The Singapore election 2006 has been the talk of the town. It was the time where you have to show to our dark lord that your evil prowess is growing at light speed. The political landscape here is barren and boring, with the one party rule pervading all parts of this little red dot. As we, the dark ones, have preached the Machiavellian ideas to the lords and princes, we are still in the league to shape politics in southeast Asia. The dictators rule will mean more evil generated and that is what we are here to do. Politics is a marketplace of interests and not an marketplace of morals. Yet, they did not know that it was the work of your elder brother who was posted there since the day of independence. So dark was the con of man, he had demonstrated how benevolent dictatorship could be translated into a vibrant "First Wold" city. With his brilliant machinations, the ruling party has adopted the following tricks to destroy her opposition: pork barrel politics, gerrymandering, character assassinations, GRCs (that was a brilliant invention on his part) and heavy power hard and high on casinos and national kidney foundation. You did not know that he was responsible in turning T. T. Durai from a harmless evangelist into a darklord that would cheat the peasants off their cash.

But you must do more and this is what my recommendations to you are for this election. As of always, your job is to ensure the ruling party stays in power. Create the lightning to break the anvil of the hammer, my dark youngling. Here are my recommendations to help you so that you can secure their stronghold against the opposition:

1. The Weakest Link: Destroy the weakest link in Aijunied GRC on the opposition end. Continue to prod your minions of the ruling party to call for inquiries and resignation on their opponent's ends. Then use their media influence to continue painting that moron who cannot fill up forms properly to be untrusted and unreliable. He will be perceived to be a liar and a fool. They did not know that you stole the minority forms and made them forgot about the bureaucratic traps in the last elections so that they could not take part.

2. Self praise is not self-disgrace: Continue to boast about the ruling party's achievements. Afterall, their opponents have no people to negotiate FTAs. They did not know that FTAs is our dark Lord's creation to increase the amount of poverty and exploitation in the world. Whisper the words of "First World Government", "Opposition is weak", "Leave no man behind" into the ruler's mind, they would crush the opposition in sight.

3. Continue the upgrading: Men are all selfish and pragmatic creatures. If we continue to bribe them, they will continue to do our bidding. Make sure that you tell the proposition leaders to continue using upgrading as a carrot. The people in Singapore are all cowards and we have to exploit that. We can exploit that to create increased healthcare costs, lower the wages of the workers so that we can treat them as peasants and we can destroy the economy whenever we feel like it, like SARS, NKF and casinos.

My thoughts are of such that I think that you have enough to work for the week. But make no mistake, either the opposition is with us or the opposition is against us. Remember, remember, the sixth of May, our minions will be returned in power, and there will be no stoppage in our great Lord's work.

your lovable Uncle,
Nomed Lived

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Sarong Party Girls

Dear Natasha,

You are always in my thoughts. I could feel the force of your evil lately. As I understand from your last letter, you have been spending your time hanging around in the Ministry of Sound. It is definitely in our superior's ploy that we transported the entire club from London down to this little red dot. Of course, it is the perfect hotspot for you to find your victims.

You spoke of your happiness with your present client, Miss Izzy, with your constant love of spilling the postmodernist and "free yourself" imagery into her mind. Of course, reading her blog could provide a glimpse of how much work you have placed to corrupt her. She always thought that she was with our Enemy, but she did not know that you are her guardian angel. Of course, sexual desires are the easiest to exploit, particularly for the women in this little red dot. I knew that the evil trick which you did to that poor polytechnic girl named Tammy. Now that ranchy video has spreaded like wild fire in our worldwide web and yet, it is still not as proliferic as the Paris Hilton one that was done by your cousin, Dark Side.

Of course, my advice to you is to continue to spread the mantra of "free yourself" and amoralistic values into Miss Izzy. The more she talks about how liberated she is, the more that she has elevated to leave the ranks of our Enemy, who could make her Sundays church sound boring. Your ploy to trick her into baring nude and be a Sarong Party girl has been brilliant. Of course, it bears the hallmark of those silly romance Hollywood movies that we have placed in Beverly Hills, California. Those typical Hollywood dramas about a Caucasian man having a romance with a local woman in some exotic land like our little red dot works best. Surely these dumb women did not realize that they are selling themselves short. Clearly, it demonstrates the post colonial hangover in these women that they need to be fed by stupid white men. Of course, they can continue their liberating movement or otherwise, risk living the repressed and moral life prescribed by our Enemy.

Perhaps, you should feeding her more thoughts with menage a trois and lesbian movies imagery. Those thoughts are the seed to her eventual turncoat from our enemy. Yes, she will claim of her sexual liberation and her constant disdain of moral values in life. Unfortunately, guilt is the most powerful weapon that we possess.

So, my dearest niece, I will leave you to your own devices on sexual liberation.

your dearest uncle,
Nomed Lived