Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Premptive Crime

Dear Natasha,

Thank you for your last email, my dearest niece.

It has been good to hear that the ruling party has decided not to abandon the policy of upgrading with the electorate. You have clearly spreaded your influence to ensure that the necessary evil happens in politics. Afterall, in UK and US, the major parties also adopted the same policy for healthcare and transport. Politics is always about interests, and that's why we have different political parties. It is an invention by our Dark Lord to substitute them with the politically incorrect word, mafia.

After all, isn't it not true that Robert Nozick, a contemporary philosopher of law, said in his famous book, "Anarchy, State & Utopia", that that "anarcho-capitalism would inevitably transform into a minarchist state, even without violating any of its own non-aggression principles, through the eventual emergence of a single locally-dominant private defense and judicial agency that it is in everyone's interests to align with, because other agencies are unable to effectively compete against the advantages of the agency with majority coverage" (source: Wikipedia).

That comes to my next point about your enquiry in how to exploit the entrapment case which is controversia. I understand your brilliant tweak to twist the truth by whispering the wrong words and verses to make it look like the poor gay was delibrately doing it. That's why our Evil Lord has always preached that the best way to lead people to see our way is through the existing media.

Premptive crime is a new idea which we are currently advocating. It all started with one of our other minions George, you know the guy who is running the only superpower in the world. How to put pre-emptive crime into practice. I have some tips for you to do so:

1. Set up traps for people who have the tendency to commit the crime.
2. Whisper words to the police's ears and get him to continue to seduce these people who have the tendency to commit the crime.
3. Create the situation to catch this person.
4. Finally indicted him and punish him.
5. Make sure that the press is there to twist the truth.

Premptive crime is a great way of destroying political opponents. I remember Loki, our ally in Malaysia helped Mahatir to put Anwar in jail, by insisting that Anwar commit sodomy. If you want more examples, there are a lot of examples in Singapore. The most recent being of the James Gomez case.

Hope that you take my lessons to heart.

your dearest uncle,