Tuesday, October 30, 2007

PhDs, Bigots and 377A

Dear Natascha,

It has been eons since I have written to you. Of course, many things have happened along the way. First of all, I see that you have spent adequate time to create dissent among the Singaporeans. After all, it is your job and you earn no praise from your dear uncle Screwtape. Yet, I am fascinated by your brilliant wit to draw out the fundamentalist Christian right in that little red dot.

In fact, we should thank the gays and lesbians who are busy fighting for their right to repeal the infamous Section 377A. It was my job decades ago to slot it into the English parliament as law, only to be repealed by the minions of our enemy. However, by corrupting the enemy's doctrine, we have once demonstrated that the Christians (but not the true ones who believed in Him, our enemy) have once again shot themselves in the foot. Our dark lord was always accused of being the fallen one, and yet, we see the Christians expose the same kind of bigotry. I am so delighted to see the staunchest of all Christians like Yvonne Lee and Thio Li Ann to sank into the roots of intolerance. For dogma descent into fear, fear descent to hatred and hatred descent into suffering, I see a lot of suffering that these self-proclaimed hypocrites who are now telling the world how tolerant and loving their Lord was, but ended being suckered in our dark Lord's teaching of intolerance and hatred.

Equally, I was impressed by your evil whispers to the gay poet that got him infuriated to send a hate email to Thio Li Ann. Shoring up their sentiments made both extremes to start a war. After all, as you serve to help the current regime to stay in power, I am happy that you have helped your client to sieve out the far Christian right (like the American ones which my other colleagues have corrupted in the Bible Belt). Start to tell these Christians that Science is rubbish and they should believe in Intelligent Design and shun evolution. If we move enough of them into the dark ages, we would see the emergence of another dark age. After all, we have made some extremists lately. Do you remember your demonic brother for corrupting a Saudi named Osama Bin Laden?

They do not realize it, don't they? Recently, you sent me a newspaper article of why there are no Nobel prize winners in Singapore. Of course, they will find it hard to produce one. They did not realize that we poison their brightest with religious dogma and extreme values. So what if they produce the greatest number of PhDs? They forgot that PhDs are humans and if you want more examples of stupidity for the future, you should start corrupting the scholars at A-STAR and you see them serving as slaves in the Biopolis. Of course, our top three corrupted PhD holders are now shown in the public as bigots and morons. The first one is Chee Soon Juan, who is still spending his time with a loud hailer and doing solo protest. The second and third one are the anti-gay PhD holders in Law. Guess what, the best place to make bigots out of PhDs is in the law faculty. Man made laws and break them too. Thio and Yvonne are the products which Christianity has converted them into arrogant and self-righteous Christian fundamentalists. With these PhDs around, how can they ever win a Nobel Prize?

It is imperative that you will continue to corrupt the PhDs and teach them how to be intolerant and move towards extremes such that it serves our Dark Lord's interests.

Perhaps that you should spend some time to work on the gays and lesbians and turn them into the militants against the Christian right, for we have planted them in the parliament for a long time. The thumping in the parliament just goes to show how well we have covered our tracks to place the bigots there.

I can see more darkness rising in Singapore. Keep up the good work and remember Darkness will prevail.

In Eternal Hate,
Uncle Screwtape

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Growth and Social Unrest

Dear Natasha,

Lately, reports have been flooding our Ministry of Evil on your outpost. Our Dark Lord has told me that he was happy with your work there and asked that you should take a break to meet and corrupt dumb young Singaporean guys.

I was impressed how you managed to get the entire Thailand team to walk out in the first semi-final of the football competition at the same time. You actually took the opportunity to whisper to the referee to reward a penalty at that crucial moment. After all, the Thais are not happy with the way how the little red dot acquired Shin Corp and it takes a penalty to send the relations into a bittle dispute. The Thais did not accept the suggestions of your incompetent cousin, Lokie to accept Thaskin's ways. They will rather deal with corruption instead of letting their economy flourish. Now the investors are avoiding Thailand, and soon, the people are poor again. Of course, he was dumb enough to let our Enemy get the coup started. Now, our money laundering business are taking a hit. Instead Lokie started new business on the football bookies. Lokie told me over his phone that the next leg would promise more drama. How did he accomplish that? All he did was to get the Thailand police to claim that they would not protect the Singaporeans from mobs. What a brilliant way to start a war between two countries. He was boasting to me how he manage to get the authorities to burn effigies of your minions.

Our Enemy must be having a hard time because peace is so fragile in this region. Of course, your cousin Wormtongue has been inciting bad foreign relations between the little red dot and the surrounding countries. What is amazing, everytime when the economy of a southeast asian country recovers, they will sink into coups and social unrests. The politics of envy are powerful, and only your management of our shadow government and propagation of materialistic values in Singapore have proven to be the right way to further our dark causes. The typical Singaporean only cares about cars, flats, pay and will not even bother if global warming, nuclear war and bird flus will destroy them. Even if you try to force feed them with Crazy Horse, that arty-farty striptease show which our Dark Lord invented, the robotic side of them has emerged.

Of course, my other subordinate has been turning the heat up in Johor. The problem with the countries around yours is the following. They have no knowledge and run by a bunch of morons who can make assertions like "reclamation of lands caused our floods". That disease of accusation 101 is spreading now like a virus even to the two big far right blogs.

I can see more darkness rising in the region. Keep up the good work and remember Darkness will prevail.

In Eternal Hate,
Uncle Screwtape

Friday, January 26, 2007

Accusation 101

Dear Natasha,

How have the darkness loomed for you? Have you converted more Singaporean women into Sarong Party Girls? Your recent job with the MP and the Scotsman was good. With our Hollywood influence, these little women will transform into comfort women for our men. Even you have done a good job, I have my reservations. We will lose one of our faithful followers. The MP you converted to a SPG is an ardent supporter of our cause on the dark side. She had told everyone that there was no need for opposition in Singapore. Of course, with her battlecry, our minions have served our cause by crushing their opposition.

Lately, it occurs to me that our Enemy is not helping the opposition at all. Your corruption tactics seem to have worked on the opposition. Freedom of speech corrupts and absolute freedom of speech corrupts absolutely. The best way to destroy your enemy is not to getting the authorities to ostracize them, but to get them to make false accusations and allegations and turn their friends (the silent majority) against them. Baseless claims are the way to help these retarded morons to commit suicide with their credibility lost. For example, Soci of Singabloodypore has done the most beautiful act of all, by flaming the blog aggregators in Singapore: Tomorrow.SG and Intelligent Singaporean blog. Of course, the fun loving editors in Tomorrow.SG will have no time for death penalties. I was impressed by your efforts to mask off Soci's vision such that he did not look at Intelligent Singaporean properly. Now he has made a false accusation and claim that IS and Tomorrow.SG are PAP stooges. That's brilliant and even they have done better than the CSJ cronies from Singapore Election Watch. Of course, you have made Soci suffer amnesia. Did he just forget that Mr Brown (who was attacked by our cat Bahavani) is one of the editors of Tomorrow.SG?

You have done well to help Soci and those SEW stooges not to retract their accusations. It will show the world how these "girlie men" or sissies act. They will continue to distort the truth and lie about their accusations. They will never retract or apologize even if the truth is shown right in front of their face. They have betrayed their own ideals, and our dark Lord will gladly take them to hell after their passing in this useless world. I love to see such idealists fall. Aren't they the same group of hippies who will continue to smoke pot and tell people to continue copulate like cats?

Of course, you have done the perfect job of masking this whole ploy with that African boy being put to death by the authorities. You are indeed evil, my niece, by whispering to the relevant authorities to execute him. Of course, our Enemy will get his minions to protest against the death penalty and waste their time outside Changi prison putting virgils. Yet, these minions are more than brainless because you have turned them against the silent majority. They all cried like whims, for they do not understand that God is evil and responsible for suffering. Because some idiot wrote a newer version about us and the Enemy called the New Testament, an eye for an eye is still the principle guiding the Singapore judiciary in making decisions about sentencing people to death.

Accusation is a brilliant strategy. Smearing others like what I use to instruct those American politicians to do seem to work lately in Singapore.

May the darkness bind us all.

Hate Always,
Uncle Screwtape