Friday, January 26, 2007

Accusation 101

Dear Natasha,

How have the darkness loomed for you? Have you converted more Singaporean women into Sarong Party Girls? Your recent job with the MP and the Scotsman was good. With our Hollywood influence, these little women will transform into comfort women for our men. Even you have done a good job, I have my reservations. We will lose one of our faithful followers. The MP you converted to a SPG is an ardent supporter of our cause on the dark side. She had told everyone that there was no need for opposition in Singapore. Of course, with her battlecry, our minions have served our cause by crushing their opposition.

Lately, it occurs to me that our Enemy is not helping the opposition at all. Your corruption tactics seem to have worked on the opposition. Freedom of speech corrupts and absolute freedom of speech corrupts absolutely. The best way to destroy your enemy is not to getting the authorities to ostracize them, but to get them to make false accusations and allegations and turn their friends (the silent majority) against them. Baseless claims are the way to help these retarded morons to commit suicide with their credibility lost. For example, Soci of Singabloodypore has done the most beautiful act of all, by flaming the blog aggregators in Singapore: Tomorrow.SG and Intelligent Singaporean blog. Of course, the fun loving editors in Tomorrow.SG will have no time for death penalties. I was impressed by your efforts to mask off Soci's vision such that he did not look at Intelligent Singaporean properly. Now he has made a false accusation and claim that IS and Tomorrow.SG are PAP stooges. That's brilliant and even they have done better than the CSJ cronies from Singapore Election Watch. Of course, you have made Soci suffer amnesia. Did he just forget that Mr Brown (who was attacked by our cat Bahavani) is one of the editors of Tomorrow.SG?

You have done well to help Soci and those SEW stooges not to retract their accusations. It will show the world how these "girlie men" or sissies act. They will continue to distort the truth and lie about their accusations. They will never retract or apologize even if the truth is shown right in front of their face. They have betrayed their own ideals, and our dark Lord will gladly take them to hell after their passing in this useless world. I love to see such idealists fall. Aren't they the same group of hippies who will continue to smoke pot and tell people to continue copulate like cats?

Of course, you have done the perfect job of masking this whole ploy with that African boy being put to death by the authorities. You are indeed evil, my niece, by whispering to the relevant authorities to execute him. Of course, our Enemy will get his minions to protest against the death penalty and waste their time outside Changi prison putting virgils. Yet, these minions are more than brainless because you have turned them against the silent majority. They all cried like whims, for they do not understand that God is evil and responsible for suffering. Because some idiot wrote a newer version about us and the Enemy called the New Testament, an eye for an eye is still the principle guiding the Singapore judiciary in making decisions about sentencing people to death.

Accusation is a brilliant strategy. Smearing others like what I use to instruct those American politicians to do seem to work lately in Singapore.

May the darkness bind us all.

Hate Always,
Uncle Screwtape


InSpir3d said...

hi. interesting blog. do keep writing

Aaron said...

This is a fan comment.

I love your blog, Uncle Screwtape.

On a separate issue. can I meet your niece Natasha someday? :p